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Description

You don't have to be currently serving in the Military, a Veteran, or a First Responder to buy Force Wear Graphic T-Shirt… but you must be a supporter of those who are!

We make more than just gear, we have created a community with a strong sense of belonging and an apparel brand with a 'Hell Yeah' attitude.

Our mission is to provide high quality gear with outstanding customer service.

Details:

  • High Quality Graphic T-Shirt
  • Printed in our Signature Battleworn® Style
  • Unisex Fit
  • Side Seamed / Ultra-Comfortable
  • Strong Double Needle Stitching
  • 100% Cotton
  • Machine Wash Max 30 Deg
  • Do Not Tumble Dry

Size Chart

FAQ'S

Size & Fit

  • Size Guides: Every product has its own size chart in the photos. You can also find all size charts [HERE].

  • Tip: Sizing may vary slightly between items, so always check the guide for the exact product you’re ordering.


Battle Worn Style

  • Our designs are printed in our signature Battle Worn style.

  • That means:

    • Slightly distressed artwork.

    • Super-soft, comfortable feel.

  • Think of it like your old faithful tour shirt you’ve never been able to part with.


Our No Drama Guarantee

  • We back every order with our No Drama Guarantee:

    • If you’re not satisfied, we’ll sort you out.

    • Refund or exchange on any item within 30 days of receipt.

  • Full details are in our [Returns Policy].


Payments

  • We accept: Clearpay, Klarna, PayPal, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay, and most major debit/credit cards.


Discount Codes

  • Got a code? Enter it in the “Discount” field at checkout.

  • Missed it? Sorry, we can’t add it after the order’s placed.


Production Time

  • All gear is Made To Order.

  • Normal turnaround: 2-4 working days.

  • During sales/promotions: may take longer, but we’ll always push to get your order out quickly.

  • Order status:

    • Awaiting Fulfilment / Order Confirmed = we’re making your gear.

    • Shipped = it’s done, passed QC, and on its way to you (with tracking email).


Delivery

  • UK delivery is sent Royal Mail Tracked 24.

  • Once shipped, most orders land next working day.

  • Tracking updates come straight from Royal Mail.


International Shipping

  • Yes, we ship worldwide, daily.

  • Typical delivery times:

    • EU: 3–5 working days

    • Rest of World: 4–10 working days

  • Sent International Tracked and/or Signed For (signature required).

  • Duties/VAT: If you’re outside the UK/EU, your local courier may charge VAT or import fees on delivery.


Free UK Shipping

  • Orders £55+ (after discounts) qualify for FREE UK shipping.


BFPO Shipping

  • Yes, we ship to BFPO addresses.

  • Standard shipping rates apply unless your order also qualifies for free UK shipping.


Standard Shipping Prices

  • UK (Royal Mail 24hr): £5

  • BFPO (Royal Mail 24hr): £5

  • Ireland (Royal Mail Tracked): £10

  • Rest of World (Royal Mail International): £14

  • US, Canada, Australia & NZ (Royal Mail International): £19

Returns

  • Easy returns under our No Drama Guarantee.

  • Clothing must be unworn and unwashed.

  • Refunds exclude shipping costs.

  • To start a return: [CONTACT OUR TEAM].


Incorrect, Faulty or Missing Items

  • If we’ve messed up, we’ll put it right fast.

  • Just [CONTACT OUR TEAM] and we’ll sort it.


Customer Service

  • Hours: Monday – Friday, 0900–1600 GMT


  • 5 stars: 117 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
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Steven O.
Very funny

Like it a lot my mate's did also

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Kevin
Great product fast

Great product fast delivery

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Craig Cech
NOT MY MONKEYS? 3XL / MAROON

Loved the colour great fit, especially around the arms and shoulders. Material is soft and cool for a T-Shirt and 100% Cotton. Ordered from Australia and service and delivery was great and got a few amused looks form everyone.

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Sando
Answers all questions

This tee will save me so much time. Every time I’m asked a question I can just swig my coffee and point at it.

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Craig Jones
Great purchase

The old sayings are the best. Great variety of old school on this site. Pleasure supporting you.

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Chris
Excellent

Good quality

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Clive Greenwood
Excellent

Great service quality products. Absolutely love my t shirts.

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Ian Hammond
Repeat business.....

Multiple orders placed by me over a protracted period. The quality gets better. I don't buy from companies that don't deliver. These guys do every time!

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Nick Savell
New T.

Got the Not My Monkeys shirt through with a couple of other. Really top quality and delivered in plenty of time. Highly recommend Force Wear.

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Francis Hajos
Love it

Great t shirt

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gavin peters
Great design great quality

Awesome tee shirt. The print, fit and quality is spot on.

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Stephen Long
Great

Great tee good fit arrived quick 👍

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Chris S.
Oh yes they are :)

Love it - great T-Shirt, great quality, great support from the company and will be worn, next year when I preform at Glastonbury 2024.

Keep up the good work chaps. Tally Ho.

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Ashley Beattie
Good quality products

Good quality products

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Nick E.
Great T Shirt I’m just crap at guessing people’s size.

The T shirt was absolutely fine, I just bought the wrong size it was a present for a friend for helping me out. I have repacked with a note to send back for the correct size. :+1::skin-tone-3:

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Jonathan Hope
Bought as a replacement

Didn't realise that this one had the print on the front, previous had it on the back but still just as good!

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Scott N.
Great fit brilliant design

Great fit brilliant design

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Nick R.
Great outfit

Great t shirt exactly as described,fast delivery

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Neil C.
Very well made good price

Very well made good price quick delivery I will be a regular

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Sarah O.
Fabulous quality!! Highly recommend x

Fabulous quality!! Highly recommend x

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Jonathan S.
Great quality, another T-shirt to

Great quality, another T-shirt to my ever growing collection from Force Wear

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Michaela R.
Bought this as a birthday

Bought this as a birthday gift for a friend who absolutely loved it. Really pleased with purchase and will definitely be buying more from this company.

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John N.
Great Sizing, fits well, really

Great Sizing, fits well, really high quality, and design bright.
These shirts really hold shape after washing too (apologies, old bloke comment)

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Paul J.
Monkeys

Love this shirt and the design, but what's better is the puzzled look on faces and the smiles from those that know. Great quality and fit.

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Jason M.
Definitely a new favourite. Good

Definitely a new favourite. Good quality print on a good quality t-shirt.

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Peter M.
Happy customer

Absolutely love all my force wear t shirts and hoodie. The quality is high standard and has a good feel to it. Can't get enough of humours slogans. I've had 1 or 2 items that were late in coming but force wear updated me and put in few extra goodies which I well appreciated. Good service. Thanks guys keep coming up with more great products.

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Kevin S.
Awesome product quality material. Great

Awesome product quality material. Great fit.

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Darren R.
I've bought multiple tshirts from

I've bought multiple tshirts from these guys and they are outstanding every single one of them ! I will definitely be buying alot more kit ..

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Mary Armstrong
Fab quality as always

Fab quality as always

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Peter C.
My favourite new work shirt

Accurate sizes

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Chris S.
Like wearing this one when

Like wearing this one when out with my teenage boys

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Sarah B.
Excellent

High quality T-shirt. Lettering and detail is very good. Love it.

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Richard I.
As usual, great t-shirt. :+1:

As usual, great t-shirt. :+1:

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Zoe M.
Great design and quality

Fit is great, no need to order a size up or down :+1::skin-tone-2: only just received so can’t comment on wash but I’ve purchased from Force Wear and they have been great for keeping there shape and size.
Love the design, no doubt one of my friends will be offended :joy::joy:

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Mr W.
Material feels great, print quality

Material feels great, print quality is good.